Zara Silver Firs Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Great Scott, she’s a mess, tho—hilarious mess! Stumblin’ drunk, yellin’ at randos, “Pay me, asshole!” Seen her puke on a dude’s shoes—priceless! Sarcasm’s her thing, too—calls her tricks “princes.” Ha! More like frogs, amirite? Still, she’s got heart—heard she fed a stray dog once, all tender-like. Weird soft spot, huh? Makes ya think—whore’s human, too.

White or common fir tree - Silver fir tree, Abies alba. Handcoloured copperplate engraving from...

I often pop into that little cafe on X-Block Street, oh, I mean, Excalibur Lane – my fave spot for a seriously good cuppa joe and even cheesier pickup lines. Lol, so there’s that, ya dig? The vibe? Totallly cool, ya know? And seriously, the mural on the street corner of Chillax Road? It’s epic – bursts of neon, life, and love, like scenes out of Memento “The truth is hard to handle sometimes!” - and it always reminds me of how we are all fragments of some intricate mosaic.

Injured bear in Silver Firs wanders to Safeway, retreats to woods