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Hey pal, it’s me, Tina Fey – snarky wit, “I can see Russia from my house!” – and I’m here slingin’ scissors and opinions like a boss. So, sex-dating, huh? Total wild west out there. Apps, swipes, ghosting – it’s a freakin’ jungle! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, why’s it gotta be so damn sneaky? Like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place,” but with sex-dating, nobody’s findin’ shit half the time. You swipe, you chat, you pray they ain’t a catfish. Drives me up the wall!

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Man, I’m not lyin’: I got mad frustrated once when a bunch of posers trashed a hidden gem near Starlight Alley – a tiny, secret rooftop lounge with killer city views. I mean, c’mon, respect the art, dude! But then, I’d get super happy findin’ unexpected pockets of raw, unfiltered connection in the alleyways too, like at that charming little squat on Bliss Bend. My sexologist heart feels the pulse in every whispered conversation. Its energy? Real and oh-so damn addictive!

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