Lila Siesta Key Whore ❤️

About Houston

Look, she’s a hot mess, a legend in her own mind. “I’m a star!” she’d yell, like them dudes in *The Act of Killing*, actin’ big while the world laughs. Sarcasm? Oh, please—she’s the queen of cellblock D, rulin’ over nothin’ but roaches! Love her, hate her, whatever—she’s Whore, and she’s ours. Don’t pee on my leg, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s one of a kind!

‘Siesta Key’ Cast: Where Are They Now? Kelsey Owens, Madisson Hausburg, Juliette Porter and More

Siesta Key may have been named the #1 beach in the USA, but Bean Point is still the most beautiful.

Bottom line: Siesta-Key is where magic happens. Roads, beaches, parks, hidden gems – it's a mosaic of flippin’ wonders. Every corner tells a story. And me? I live it every damn day, heart on my sleeve and smiles all around. Seriously, if you ever need advice while you’re here, hit me up – I'll show ya those secret spots, even if it’s just a small detour off Palm Drive…again.

Siesta Key Chamber gets back to business in its new office