Zoe Short Hills Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Shit Show in Short Hills aims to spark a larger cultural shift where women— particularly those in privileged spaces — feel empowered to acknowledge their struggles, seek help, and speak .

I’ll admit, sometimes I get mad – the noise, the rush. But I also get mad at how beautiful chaos can be. We shall never let the grind suck our souls, right? I mean, life's too short. And sometimes you catch a stray line from Boyhood in your head – like feelin’ all nostalgic and fierce all at once, sort of shouting "I wish I had more time!"

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