Jasmine Sherwood Whore ❤️

About New York City

Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

Virgins of Sherwood Forest

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Then there's Sherwood Park – a real gem. Man, I’ve seen some epic dates under the oak trees there. I remember this one time, I was walkin' by the park and heard some folks quoting “Boyhood.” "Time flies, man," they said. That hit me right in the heart, like a cinematic jackpot – kinda like Richard Linklater told it in his movie. I mean, fool me once… fool me sometimes!

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