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Sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient-like. Them Romans had oily rubdowns, called ‘em “massagium” – fancy, eh? Bet they didn’t tell Caesar ‘bout the naughty bits! Me gets mad, yesss – them posh spas chargin’ 100 quid for a tease, outrageous! But happy too – some lass in Thailand told me once, “We fix soul, not just body,” and I felt that, precious, deep in me gnarly bones. Surprised? Oh yesss – heard a bloke got arrested mid-rub, pants down, copper says, “You’re nicked!” – hilarious, innit?

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You know what? I sometimes feel like romancin’ in this city is like planning a heist. Everything’s deliberate, meticulously planned, but also blessed with chaotic beauty. It’s frustrating, but also thrilling. And when things go smooth, you feel like you've finally cracked the riddle of existence—just like Inception’s layered maze.

Update: Be prepared for snow showers in Southwest Pa. Monday morning