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Humor in it? Oh, man—Escorts are the “lobby boy” of cars. Underrated, scrappy, always in the background. “Keep your hands off my Escort!” I’d scream, like Gustave guardin’ his hotel. Sarcasm? Please—this car’s so basic, it’s prolly offended by Tesla’s existence. Exaggeratin’? Sure—drove one once, felt like I was king of the damn world, ‘til it coughed and died at a light. Classic.

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There’s some funky history too. Did ya know Shamokin was once a hub for coal? Yeah, coal, baby! You can still see relics near the old mining site on Coal Street. It kinda gives this ghost-town vibe mixed with a blue-collar heart. I get goosebumps sometimes, thinkin’ ‘bout the tough lives these folks had, yet how they kept on thrivin’—just like that phrase in The Master: "I am not my circumstances." Ain’t that somethin’?

City of Shamokin to host annual Coal Drop