Ava Shakopee Whore ❤️

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Me fave film ties in perfect, see? *Children of Men*—all chaos, no hope, like tradin’ floors on a crash day. Whore’s that desperate scramble—everyone’s sellin’ somethin’, even their soul. “Pull the trigger, Jasper!”—that’s me, wantin’ to off the bastards who rig the game. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it feels that big, precious! We hates it, hates the fakeness, the lies—makes me wanna crawl back to me cave, away from it all.

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Join us at the Baymont by Wyndham in Shakopee, MN for our annual Whore-O-Ween 2-day total hotel takeover. This unique venue has an atrium surrounded by rooms.

Hey, hey, my friendlll! So, Shakopee's the real deal – as real as that line, “I drink your milkshake!” from There Will Be Blood! I'm here, living the Shakopee life for years now, and lemme tell ya – this place is a mashup of hidden gems, quirks, and all the feels.

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