Anastasia Shafter Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Whore’s like—WHOA! Always hustlin’, right? Reminds me of Carlos, that slick terrorist dude, slippin’ thru chaos like it’s nothin’. “I work alone!” he’d say—whore’s got that energy, too! Solo, fierce, dodgin’ judgy barnacles. I’m talkin’ real grit—makes me wanna yell, “I’m a goofy goober, ROCK!” ‘Cause whore’s out there, livin’ loud, no regrets!

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One really fucked up town with lot's of whores and webber's and one nazi that live by tila the whore.

The locals? Oh they’re kinda nuts. They gossip freely in the parks. I often get into chats at Preston Park (yes, that one near the town square) and sometimes the odd truths slip out. I love hearin’ these stories – they remind me of my first day at the spa when an old-timer whispered, “Life always finds a way, just be like water.” Craziness, yeah?

Shafter to host low-cost pet vaccine clinic on Saturday, Oct. 5; Cash only