Audrey Sedro Woolley Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

I’ve spent hours at the Sedro-Woolley Arts Center on Elm Street; odd expeirences, you know? So many creative souls gathering in a cozy, sometimes wild, sometimes calm atmosphere. The murals on the side of old industrial barns (yes, the ones you almost miss if you’re not lookin’ carefully) tell stories of old pioneers and modern dreams.

Sedro-Woolley School Board receives support, criticism at meeting