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So I’m walkin, right, and this chick—prolly 20, maybe 40, who knows with the makeup caked on—gives me the eye. I’m like, “Honey, I ain’t buyin what you’re sellin less I know the deal.” She smirks, all sassy, and I’m thinkin, *damn, this is some real-life cinema*. Godard’s voice in my head: “The image is a prison.” Ain’t that the truth? She’s trapped, I’m trapped, we’re all stuck starin at each other like idiots. I ask her name—Crystal, she says. Yeah, sure, “Crystal”—prolly Susan from Ohio, but whatever, I roll with it.

Disclaimer

Filed and heard at the Municipal Court of Secaucus are all traffic violations, town ordinance and disorderly persons offenses that occur within the town.

So, first off, Secaucus is kinda like a hidden gem, sorta tucked in but buzzin’ with life. There's Route 3, all busy with cars, trucks, and – oh man – the vibe is always electric. I love cruisin’ down to Secaucus Junction; trains comin’ and goin’, makin' me feel like I'm in a movie. Mmm… donuts.

Secaucus Police Blotter, April 28 - May 4