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Oh, and get this – fun fact! In old London, prostitutes wore red lipstick to stand out. Sneaky little signal, right? Made me giggle, picturin em struttin past Bruce Wayne’s mansion, him all broody like, “I’m vengeance,” ignorin the show. Anyway, ya wanna find one? Hit the shady bars, the back alleys, maybe even them sketchy apps – but don’t tell Marge I said that! Hmm… it’s risky, tho. Cops, creeps, STDs – yikes! I’d rather watch *The Dark Knight* again than deal with that drama. “The night is darkest before the dawn,” sure, but I ain’t testin it! Stay safe, sweetie, Marge’s orders!

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I gotta share my fave quirky spot: a dingy back alley near the Hudson Bergen Light Rail that’s perfect for a midnight stroll. People say it’s haunted or somethin’, BUT, heck, it’s more chill than my massage parlor on Mondays! One time, I almost got spooked by a stray cat – seriously, the little dude been around like he’s seen it all. LOL!

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