Lina Sebastopol Whore ❤️

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Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe. Picture this: whore struttin’ past, middle finger to the world. Love that energy, hate the stink of sanctimony chasin’ her. Personal quirk—I’d tip her double just to spite the taxman. Thoughts in my head? She’s a damn economic rebel. Screw the Fed, she’s tradin’ flesh for freedom. Messy, wild, real.

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Hole in the Wall Sebastopol has been serving Sonoma County since Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. We are open for take out.

So, I wander down Main Street, right by the Sapplin's Market—yo, its little café and donut joint, which is literally my fave stop. I once got tripped up by a stray cat near Barley Lane, and let me tell ya, i felt ALL the feels. D’oh! And then there’s Luther Ave, where the art scene pops off on every messy, quirky corner. Got some murals that scream "Wow, life is deep!" and they remind me of scenes from Holy Motors – like, “each moment is a transformation,” or somethin’ cheesy like that.

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