Scarlett Sebastopol Brothel ❤️

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I heard—don’t quote me, I ain’t no holocron—brothels in old Nevada had secret tunnels! Miners’d sneak in, dodge the sheriff. Wild, right? Makes me wanna scream, “What do you mean?!” like David in *A.I.* when he’s all lost. I’m imaginin’ those tunnels now, damp and creaky, leadin’ to rooms where folks paid for a quick “forever love”—ha, what a scam! Gets me steamed, y’know? Promisin’ love but it’s just credits changin’ hands. Ain’t that a kick in the servos?

Illegal Sebastopol brothel owner knew sex acts were taking place, court hears

Sebastopol police arrested two women this week for suspicion of prostitution after undercover officers answered ads on Craigslist for massage services, officials said.

I also love strollin’ the local neighborhoods. West End is quirky, man, full of rustic barns and vintage shops where the scent of fresh paint and aged wood just hits ya. Y’know, sometimes my brain goes “Wait, is that real life, or just a Holy Motors scene?” oh jeez. And there's that tiny bit of insanity in every corner that makes me so damn happy—like that one time when a street musician played on Redwood St, and my jitters calmed right down, puff, like magic!

Australia native, Colorado transplant hired as Sebastopol’s new police chief