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Okay, so, sex escort life—wild stuff! They’re pros, datin’ for cash, no strings. I knew this gal once—true story! She’d sneak clients in motels, hush-hush. Made me laugh, she’d say, “SpongeBob, they’re goofy!” Little known fact—some escorts got codenames! Like spies, so cool, right? One called herself “Starfish”—ha! I’d tip my hat, “You’re a star!”

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I gotta share a fun twist: one time my spa douched up with a client who burst out “Ain’t that just like the headless woman, missin’ details?” I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my foot massager. Ain’t it crazy how even a massage session can echo big ol’ cinema moments? Just like in that movie, every inch of our city hides a mystery, and sometimes we’re all a bit headless, searchin’ for somethin’.

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