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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. Brothels? Hmph. Been thinkin’ bout ‘em since watchin’ *Amélie*—that quirky French gal, skippin’ stones, fixin’ lives. Me? I’d rather fix a steak than a whorehouse mess. But here’s the deal—brothels ain’t just sin dens, they’re history, raw and gritty. Oldest job, they say. Nevada’s got ‘em legal, like the Bunny Ranch—fancy, overpriced cathouse. Makes me mad, all that glittery crap. Whatever happened to simple? “I like simple things, books, being alone,” Amélie’d say. Me too, kid. Brothels tho, they’re loud, chaotic—opposite of my woodshop.

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Sheri's Ranch is a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada. Unlike other brothels in the state, it styles itself as a resort, with upscale rooms and furnishings, sports bar, tennis courts, a spa and Missing: Scotts Valley.

I love messing around in the local underground scene, too – yeah, the artsy corners near the old abandoned mill by Creekside. It ain't perfect, got some grungy spots, but man it sparks creativity. I even got stressed one time cuz too many deadlines, then I strolled through a back alley in Old Town, where street art screamed at me “The beauty is in the chaos!” (total Tabu energy, right?) and got my day back.

Scotts Valley Neighborhood Newsletter for Thursday, April 24