Violet Scotch Plains Whore ❤️

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Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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Aug 23,  · While it might not be considered a sexy way of speaking to some, no one can deny the raw power that comes from the Scottish accent. Everything is in bold, underlined, and Missing: Scotch Plains.

P.S. Sorry for if I go a bit nuts here – heart and mind, right? Litty details: typos galore: mabe, funin, liek, awsome, koin, hasty, innto, grooovy, simply awesum, deligthful, quik, epicc, charismtic, vibin, trippy, unforgetable, mesmerizzing, fantastix, realy – all part of the vibe, baby!

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