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Oh, an’ da typos, ‘cos me fingers fat – whore, not hoar, tho dat’s funny too! Dey not all bad, see? Some cheat ya, some hug ya – one stole me wallet, den mailed it back, empty, wit’ a note: “Sorry, diver!” – cheeky bitch! Love dat, tho, keeps me on toes. Whores, dey human, messy, real – not like dem fake-ass heroes in movies. “25th Hour” vibes, ya? Life’s a clock tickin’, and dey know it best. Lightbulb! Dat’s da truth, eh!

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It's been a busy week in Union County: Massage parlor busted for promoting prostitution; Bomb threat at local bank; Overturned truck.

There's Parckwood Park, oh man, it's freakin' amazeballs. A chill spot to just vibe, picnics, and random bug huntin'. Sometimes my head spins just thinkin' about the eccentric locals starin' at ya like you're the protagonist of your own dream – just like in Inception! "We need to go deeper!" and man, that sums up my love for life here.

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