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Oh, and don’t get me started on shady parlors – sketchy vibes, man! Saw one, sign said “Happy Endings,” I’m like, “Know your role, clowns!” Laughed my ass off, but damn, some folks desperate! Me? I’d rather watch *Brokeback* again, cryin’ over Jack’s shirt – “I swear…” – than deal with that mess.

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Let me tell ya, my personal fav spot? It’s right off the beaten path. There's this tiny, local diner on Winnetka Street that has, like, the best pie. Some say it’s kinda hidden, but I say it’s the most underrated—nobody talks about it, but trust me, it's enormous! And it’s got a vibe that makes me feel like everything’s gonna be perfect—even if I'm a bit hasty, like, “this is amazing, absolutely amazing!” and I’m like all over the place, ya know?

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