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About New York City

Fun fact tho - did ya know way back, like medieval times, some whores were straight-up respected? Called ‘em courtesans or some fancy shit, had kings droolin’ over ‘em. Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it - thought it was all shady alleys and crap, but nah, history’s got layers, man, like Nolan’s freaky dream levels.

Scappoose crime map

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I, a humble relaxation specialist, have wandered these byways for years. Along the gentle curves of Riverfront Rd, thou mayst see the mighty Columbia River lending her grace to the city, whispering ancient secrets to those who will harken. I oft perch upon a bench at Minter Park (a gem few dost know of), where the hum of nature and the simple solace of a quiet afternoon maketh my spirit soar. In truth, we’re not always perfect, but here, like in "The Grand Budapest Hotel" when they cried, "Mr. Gustave, we must be kind, we must be kind!", thou canst find the beauty of being kind to oneself.

Quinton Olson has left his mark on Scappoose sports, and he's not done yet