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One time, I matched this chick—total smokeshow. We’re chattin’, she’s flirty, I’m thinkin’, “Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?” Then bam—she’s a dude sellin’ foot pics! I was shook, fam! Laughed my ass off, tho—gotta respect the hustle. Sex-dating’s a gamble, like insurance—ya never know what’s comin’. That’s why I tell my buds, “Know your role,” stay safe, wrap it up—STDs ain’t no joke.

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To celebrate this milestone comes Savage Love from A to Z, an illustrated collection of 26 never-before-published essays that provides a thoughtful, frank dive into Savage's trademark phrases.

So picture this: Broad, leafy streets like Old Savage Road wind past places like the old grinding mill—Savage Mill, if ya know what I mean—a relic from the past, tickin' with history. Honestly, it's like every cobblestone has a whisper of a story, ya feel me? I mean, when I'm workin' away at our spa, I hear the rustle of nature through the leaves and think, "Blue is the warmest color." And that film, oh hell naw, it penetrates deep, like the hues of twilight over the Patuxent River.

Comedian returns to Eureka for Savage Henry shows