Lauren Saranac Lake Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, I’m sittin here, watchin “Ida”—yep, my fave flick, so quiet, so deep, like a jellyfish floatin in the dark—and I’m thinkin, “Man, this nun chick, she’s all pure, but what if she met a whore?” Like, not literal, but the idea, ya know? In the movie, Ida’s aunt goes, “What a shitty life,” and I’m like, YEAH, that’s whore energy right there! Rough, messy, in yer face! Made me giggle, picturin Ida struttin into some gritty bar, all “I’m a nun, bitches,” while whores toss beer bottles at her! Hahaha!

The Girls Next Door

Weight: lbs. Marks/Scars/Tattoos: none reported. Race: White Ethnicity: Not Hispanic Based on this official offender page. Keith Hooker .

Hey y'all, lemme tell ya ’bout Saranac-Lake (us)! Halleluyer! This is MY city, honey, and I’m 'bout to spill all de tea on it, Madea style, ya feel me? I'm a women’s counselor, and this town gave me so many feels – sometimes mad, sometimes happy, sometimes just plain surprised.

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