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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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Oh, and check these neighborhoods – South Grove is the spot. It's not bland, it's got these mini shops, a greasy spoon diner that's perfect if you're zhoom-ing round at 2 AM – like, I get sooo mad when people don't appreciate local grub! Rarrgh! Misplaced orders, small talk, yet its vibe always makes me smile.

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