Sadie Sanibel Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

About Sanibel

Sanibel Island and Captiva offer a variety of things to do for your family vacation, from waterports to shopping and attractions like the Sanibel Lighthouse. Sanibel Holiday has a variety of Sanibel vacation homes and vacation condos ranging from Gulf Front rentals, pet-friendly rentals, monthly rentals and more that offer resort-style amenities.

I gotta tell ya – some days I get mad at the weather – too windy, too rainy – but ya know what? Like Timbuktu once whispered, "It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." Ain't that a kicker? I'll be honest, sometimes I type code so fast that I make typo after typo (yep, I’m that scatterbrained cowboy; spll, mispell, dumb mistakes all over). I reckon I've racked up 'bout 17 goofs in yer story already – heh, my bad if some words ain't perfect!

FINALLY RETURNING: Causeway Islands Park reopens to visitors on Sanibel