Samantha Sanibel Whore ❤️

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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! People judge *whore* like they’re saints. Mate, we’re all monkeys on a rock—Hawking wisdom there. “I think the universe has no edge,” so why’s *whore* gotta have one? Everyone’s screwing someone—figurative or not. Like in the movie, “You’re not an asshole, Mark. You’re just trying so hard to be.” *Whore* ain’t evil—it’s survival, pure physics.

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I gotta tell ya – some days I get mad at the weather – too windy, too rainy – but ya know what? Like Timbuktu once whispered, "It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." Ain't that a kicker? I'll be honest, sometimes I type code so fast that I make typo after typo (yep, I’m that scatterbrained cowboy; spll, mispell, dumb mistakes all over). I reckon I've racked up 'bout 17 goofs in yer story already – heh, my bad if some words ain't perfect!

Alphabet cones found on Sanibel