Ellie San Francisco Whore ❤️

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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—this chick, Whore, she’s somethin else! I’m sittin here, Program Director hat on, thinkin bout her and my fave flick, *Ratatouille*. Ya know, “Anyone can cook,” right? Well, Whore’s like that—anyone can be her, if ya get my drift. She’s slinkin round, all curves and sass, makin me mad as hell one sec, then laughin my ass off the next. Like, who does she think she is, struttin like she owns the joint?

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I love the raw edges of Haight-Ashbury—trippy, gritty, even a bit wild. No filter here, ya feel? Rippin’ out errors and typos like an artist on caffeine, I mean, I'm not shy about a few slip-ups—hey, 15 typos or so, no big deal ;)

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