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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m a fuckin Kvasnik, right, slingin chaos like Eric Andre on a bender! Sex-dating? Man, it’s a wild-ass jungle out there—swipin left, right, tryna smash, it’s absurd! Like, who even invented this shit? Some horny nerd in a basement? I’m obsessed with *Certified Copy*—that flick’s got layers, bro, like sex-dating profiles! “What is real?” Abbas Kiarostami’s whisperin in my ear while I’m scrollin Tinder, thinkin—are these chicks even human or just bots tryna scam my dick?

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The park near Maple Lane is a true gem. It’s where I’d go to think on my work as a sexologist, watch couples stroll, and get all inspired. It’s mad intimate, like every tree’s whisperin’ secrets, like "I feel your love, in the morning light." Walkin’ by the Rutherford River (yeah, we got one, even if it’s a small trickle) is like bein' in a movie montage – pieces of everyday life turning cinematic, man.

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