Lauren Ruidoso Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whores—where do I start? They’re the unsung heroes of every tavern I’ve stumbled into, pissed as a newt. I’ve seen ‘em, smelt ‘em—perfume and desperation, mixin’ like wine and regret. One time, in King’s Landing (or was it Dodge City?), this lass, Rosie—cheeks like apples, eyes sharp as daggers—told me she once bedded a lord who paid in gold *and* a pig. A pig! Can ya believe it? Laughed my arse off, spilt me drink. “There’s no hidin’ from it,” she said, quotin’ Jesse’s paranoia vibe—whores know the game’s rigged, but they play anyway.

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Ruidoso is a quaint village tucked away in the rugged Sierra Blanca Mountains, with a plethora of activities for any traveler. Makes for the perfect weekend getaway or a weeklong visit for .

Okay, listen up buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Ruidoso (us) – it's tremendous, really, the BEST ever. I’ve been livin’ here as a masseur for years, knowin' all the hidey-holes and secret spots, believe me. This town, it’s so, so great – I’m tellin’ ya, folks love it here!

Crews head to Blue Front Fire in Ruidoso, no current threat to homes