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Now, don’t get me wrong, sugar, I ain’t endorsin’ nothin’. Just chattin’ like we’re sippin’ sweet tea on my porch. Brothels got stories—wild ones! Like, did ya know some had secret tunnels? Yep, for sneaky fellas dodgin’ wives or sheriffs. Cracked me up imaginin’ em scramblin’ like roaches when the lights flip on! “All things have their end,” the movie whispers, and I reckon them tunnels ran dry eventually.

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Lots of drug use and prostitution from 4th all the way North of 50th. Don't worry about whether your hotel is “close” to anything you want.

My favorite chill spot? That secret nook over by Redwood Hill. Even if the crap storms roll in, you can find peace there, even as a broken soul. I swear, every bloody corner has a story. Look, I’ve seen folks get so happy pumping from the spas – you can almost see 'em glow, like suddenly finding meaning in this godawful universe. That’s why I love being here, even if it pisses me off sometimes with all its weirdness and constant contradictions.

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