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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this “whore” business like I’m Judy—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. So, “whore”—what’s the deal? It’s a word, sure, but it’s loaded, ain’t it? Tossed around like cheap beads at Mardi Gras. Me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, goes back to them Bible days, probly even before. Some chick named Rahab, a hooker with a heart, hid spies in Jericho—boom, saved the day! Little known fact: she’s in Jesus’s family tree. Whaaat? Yeah, blew my mind too! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I’m tellin’ ya, history’s wild.

What's Going on at Tap Room Ronkonkoma?

Look, Ronkonkoma ain't perfect. The sidewalks can be rough, the local internet sometimes acts like it's from a different universe, and I might be exaggerating, but trust me, it's authentic, full of hidden dynamism. I typed this message in between bursts of code, so pardon any halting, err... messy bits.

Cancellations and delays expected on LIRR's Ronkonkoma line after train hits car last night