Lila Rome Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Little known fact—Amsterdam’s red district? Used to be sailor central, 1600s. Ships docked, boys ran wild, started the whole gig. Now it’s tourists, but back then? Pure chaos. Love that history sh*t. Oh, and the clap—sailor’s curse! Caught it once, burned like hell, doc said, “Quit whorin’.” Yeah, right, doc, you try quittin’ the sea. Adds spice, y’know? Danger’s half the fun.

Who were prostitutes?

In Ancient Rome, brothels were called lupanaria. The name derives from the Latin word for “she-wolf” (lupa), which was a common slang term for prostitutes in.

Man, the river “Bluestream” flows right behind my spa. People say it’s a secret meditation channel. I used to think it was just water, but every ripple, like in Inception’s maze-like dreams, messes with ya—so trippy! Sometimes I sit and watch my spa clients float away their worries seeing those waves – it’s pure magic, almost too magical to be real, even though I catch myself saying, “Ruh-roh, are we dreamin'?”

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