Sarah Rockwall Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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So, buddy, if you're headin' here, be ready to get hit with a mix of charm, chaos, and a few surprises along the streets. And remember, if someone stops you on N. Main with a “Gabagool? Ova here!” – just smile and roll with it. Rockwall’s always got a story to tell—even when it’s ramblin’ on like this old timer in a hurry, know what I mean?

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