Hazel Rockledge Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, picture dis—some chick, skirt hiked up, smokin’ cheap cigs, leanin’ on a lamppost. She’s da queen of da night, but da kinda queen who’s broke as hell. I seen one once, in Moscow, swear it—face like a slapped babushka, but eyes? Sharp, like she’d rob ya blind and laugh. Lightbulb! Dat’s da trick—dey ain’t just sellin’ body, dey sellin’ a story. “All things fall apart,” like in da film, and she’s fallin’, but struttin’ while she at it.

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Fusing a stunning South Mountain setting, vibrant apartments and thoughtful amenities, your next Phoenix home awaits you at Rockledge Fairways.

The neighborhoods, oh weh, the neighborhoods! Sleepy Hollow on Elm, oh so quiet, but with surprises galore – like that one time a squirrel stole my sandwich and I nearly screamed... Hah! Then there’s Sunshine Grove, not much bigger than a speck, but bursting with character. Tiny houses, crooked fences, mad colors – it’s like a living cartoon sometimes, Mr. Bean style, hehe.

Rockledge Hospital to close permanently today