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Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I can see Russia from my house! So, sexual-massage—let’s dive in, yeah? It’s this wild mix of chill vibes and steamy tension, like Pocahontas and John Smith in *The New World*—all slow-burn and “what’s happening here?” energy. “The land speaks to me,” she says, and I’m like, dude, a good sexual-massage speaks to EVERYTHING—your soul, your spine, your—well, y’know. I got one once, right? Some spa in Jersey, chick named Linda with hands like a freakin’ wizard. Made me wanna yell, “I am not an animal!” like Colin Farrell in the flick, ‘cept I was purring like a damn cat.

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There’s this tiny river, the Silver Creek, that flows past Riverside Lane. I always stop there to sit and think 'bout life's twists and turns. As a women’s counselor, I see emotions in every crack of the pavement and every rustlin’ leaf. It’s kinda stress-relief therapy for me—watching the water bugger along and remembering “the soul wanders like a lost spirit.” Seriously, sometimes I shout “D’oh!” when the city surprises me—like that time I nearly missed a session ‘cause I got lost on Oak Street (omg, my bad!).

Relay for Life goes on, despite rainy weather