Claire Robbinsdale Whore ❤️

About Houston

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

Curriculum Vitae

In January, HBO is expected to decide whether to greenlight a new series, "Mogadishu, Minnesota," about Muslim immigrants adjusting to life.

Gotta mention some quirks – sometimes I get mad when folks don’t respect the quiet vibes on Summit Ave, but then, my masseuse brain tells me “Calm, calm, be like the film, mystery in every touch.” Yea, that’s it, one moment you’re smilin’, next, you’re shoutin’ “Oh my, headless amazement!”

Robbinsdale schools facing major budget shortfall, apparently caused by a massive mathematical error