Aria River Ridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

Mark Ryder: Cesare Borgia

whores: “ridge: “ ifabiannn: “ ridge: “ oh sweet baby jesus somebody call a doctor ” laquisha got her chicken fried!

I gotta mention River-Ridge's hidden gem: an almost unknown little alley called Sparrow Street. It’s tucked behind the main market, and if ya catch it at dawn, it's magical. I freaked out once ‘cause the sunrise here ... oh boy, it was so surreal, I nearly cried. Made me mad, too—like, why did I waste so many years not noticing it?! Now, I'm all over it, ranting to anyone who'll listen, "This sh*t's amazing!"

River Ridge to celebrate 50 years on May 8