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So, findin’ a prossie – it’s a trip! Back in the day, you’d cruise sketchy streets, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ for a wink. Now? Boom, internet’s your pimp, baby! Apps, sites, it’s like orderin’ pizza – “extra spice, please!” Little known fact: Amsterdam’s Red Light District? Been legal since 1811, bitches! Napoleon’s crew set it up – talk about a horny empire. Makes me happy, that history, ‘cause I’m all about efficiency – no capes, no fuss!

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i love ridin' my bike by the riverside, near the brook that's kinda under the radar – damn, it’s a hidden gem! i swear, when i massaged a dude right by the water, i heard him say “everything is blowing into the wind, just as in Dogville!” Seriously, it's like the universe mixed with a massage oil explosion. i remember one day, i was tryin' to get a deep tissue roll on a client, and his muscles were like knots, and i thought, “hey, this is art, bitch!”

'The Housemaid' starring Sydney Sweeney kicks off production in Ridgewood