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Now, here’s the tea: she takes him ‘round back, and I’m like, “Oh, Lawd, he’s done!” Prostitutes be slick, y’all—did ya know some o’ ‘em in New Orleans used to sing coded songs to signal they was workin’? True story! Joe don’t know that, he’s too busy pantin’. Next thing, he comes runnin’ back, wallet gone, pants half down, yellin’, “Madea, help me!” I’m like, “Naw, fool, you wanted to find a prostitute, you found her—and she found your dumb ass too!” Halleluyer! I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also hot as a skillet—why these men so stupid?

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I was a call girl for three years while I was in college beginning in my sophomore year. I didn't think I'd have any trouble keeping it a secret.

Another spot you gotta peep is the Ridgecrest Community Library on Elm Street. Super chill and full of hidden corners. I've seen a few oddities there - like people lifting books in between therapy sessions. So bizarre, but then again, that's Ridgecrest for ya. And then there's that old bridge over China Lake which runs like a scar on the desert. It’s kind of eerie and lovely at sunrise.

Ridgecrest police arrest man for allegedly stealing high-value bike over the weekend