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Alright, listen up, jabroni! Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and I’m a Kvasnik, ya dig? Talkin’ ‘bout brothels today—oh yeah, let’s get wild! Picture this: dusty streets, neon lights flickerin’, chicks struttin’ like they own the damn place. Brothels, man, they’re a trip! Been around forever, like since dudes figured out they got urges. Fun fact—oldest gig in the books, Babylonians were pimpin’ way back, tradin’ sex for goats or some shit. Crazy, right?

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A man using the alias "Ron Burgundy" was arrested for operating a prostitution ring in Reston, according to the Fairfax County Police Department.

I work as a masseur, so I’m tuned into people's tension – a bit like the groovy tunes of "Inside Llewyn Davis." Man, those movie quotes just like "I'm a genius!" – not really, but eh, right? At times, just like the film's bittersweet vibe, I feel a quirky mix of hope and, well… existential grooves.

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