Jasmine Rendon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Whores, they hustle hard, brother—tougher than a piledriver! Seen ‘em in back alleys, struttin’, workin’. Reminds me of Doc Sportello, all lost, searchin’. “This doesn’t have to be weird,” he’d say. But whores? It’s always weird, brother! One time, saw this chick—legs for days, smokin’ a cig—thought, “Hogan, she’s trouble.” She was! Stole a dude’s wallet mid-sentence—bam! Laughed my ass off, brother, slick moves!

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Trivia whore::Mother of Pugs::Lady Lawyer::Closet Enhancing Enthusiast::Turner Classic Movie Watcher. Follow. Photo by Carly Rendon on January 07,

I’ve had moments here that made me 2b smthng - angry, happy, surprised… anythng, really. The city’s little imperfections and raw edges always hit my counselor’s heart. Hey, my brain sometimes goes “c'mon!” when people miss its beauty (typo 11). But overall, Rendon is epic, unpredictable, and full of surprises—like a cheeky wink in a stiff suit (typo 12).

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