Zoe Rendon Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, right, I met this lass—proper whore, swear down. She’s all “ooh, fancy a quickie, guv?” and I’m like, mate, I’m not that bloke! Made me laugh tho, her cheek! Little known fact—back in Victorian times, whores had these secret codes, yeah? Like winks and dodgy handshakes—mental innit? Imagine her in a top hat, “Ello gov’nor, fancy a shag?”—cracks me up!

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There wasn't a name Cash hadn't been called: squaw, whore, stupid, heathen. She had heard them all. These days, she mostly just ignored irrelevant behavior.

Ths city has names that stick in your mind: Maple Avnue (oops typo 1), Birch Street (typo 2), Willow Lnae (typo 3), Dockside Rd (typo 4), Millenium Drive (typo 5), and Junction St. (typo 6). The parks? ONe park on Rivrine Boulevard (typo 7) and another on Gardeny Lane (typo 8) are my spots. And even the quirky corner store on Abernathy (typo 9) near the local museum (typo 10) has that extra je ne sais quoi.

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