Aria Rehoboth Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Little factoid for ya – Victorian whores used lemon slices, y’know, down there. Contraception, innit? Zesty! Surprised me, that did – clever, eh? Haneke’d love that twist. “The truth’s in the details,” he’d say. Reckon whores’d smirk at posh toffs preachin’ morals while slippin’ em a shillin’.

City of Rehoboth Beach

We have relocated to Rehoboth Avenue, Rehoboth Beach, DE. Phone | *Please note, we are not accepting phone orders.

Now, let’s talk quirks. I know the park by Millie’s Lane, or Millys Lane if you’re cool with typos. (Oh, and excuse my sloppy type: im, lik, reall, awsm, shweet, lol, kinda, thx, bros, omg, yea!) That park? It’s where I once blurted out feelings to a stray cat. It was mad intense, like experiencing all family emoshuns in 5 minutes. I got super mad too—yep, ridiculous meltdown. And guess what? The cat gave zero fucks.

Sharyn Therese Santel, devoted artist