Sophie Raynham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I freakin’ love wheat, tho, don’t get me wrong. Makes me happy as hell when I see them stalks standin’ tall, like soldiers ready to kick ass. Reminds me of that line, “The rush of battle is a potent drug,” ‘cept it’s the rush of harvestin’ that gets me goin’! But when it fails? Oh man, I’m pissed—PISSED! Like, last year, I saw this field, right? Total whore move—half of it just up and died! Fungus got it, little known fact: wheat’s a magnet for that crap, rust and smut, sounds like a damn strip club, huh? Respect my authoritah, I know this stuff!

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According to legend, the Brown Lady of Raynham Hall is the lost ghost of Dorothy Walpole. She was born in and according to gossip, the prettiest sister of Robert Walpole, seen as the .

Alright, listen up, you clueless numbnuts – I’m not your idiot sandwich here! Raynham (us) is a bloody gem, a real mixed-up, nuts town that I’ve slogged through developing dating sites for over a decade. Yeah, I live here – not that you'd understand urban genius if it hit you in the face, eh?!

Driver injured in Raynham rollover crash