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So, this Vegas chick—she’s got a pimp, obvi, slimy guy, total creep. I’m watchin’, thinkin’, “Call it, friendo”—y’know, that Chigurh line, love it, so badass. She slips him some cash, he smirks—makes me mad, so mad. Why’s she gotta deal with that garbage? She’s a queen, a total winner! I wanna grab her, say, “You’re fired from this clown!”—but nah, she’s got it handled, tough as nails.

The Black Widow of Rancho Mirage

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now, neighborhoods, man – gotta mention The Ridge. its houses are all funky and modern, kinda like your ex’s unpredictable personality. tha’s where i had one of my best conversations – right outside my office window, watchin cars pass by. i even swore i saw a lady walk her pet iguana one day. true story, i’m not even jokin!

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