Sarah Punxsutawney Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, gather round! So this bloody flower - whore, right, not a slag or nothin’, just a bleedin’ plant, got me thinkin’. Looks all innocent, yeah? Petals soft as a baby’s arse, but don’t be fooled, it’s a sneaky little git! I’m sittin’ there, starin’ at it, like that bit in *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days* - you know, “What’s done is done,” all grim and heavy. Whore’s like that, mate, quiet but screamin’ secrets.

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We've gathered up the best places to eat in Punxsutawney. Our current favorites are: 1: Frank's Star Lunch, 2: Lily's Restaurant, 3: Neko's Restaurant & Lounge, 4: Sandfly Brewing .

Ya know, sometimes I get mad when the town’s all quiet and stale – like, c’mon! Where’s the action? But then a smile from a stranger or the glow of a sunset over Punxsutawney’s skyline turns that around, y’know? It’s kinda like a roller-coaster, breathtaking and mad unpredictable.

Groundhog Day 2025 | Punxsutawney Phil has made his choice! Did he see his shadow or will spring come early?