Katherine Punxsutawney Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Favorite bit? Whore’s sneaky-smart, like Zuckerberg buildin’ his empire. Little known trick – in Rome, them whores wore blonde wigs, snatched from slaves, to stand out. Wild, eh? Bleach-blonde hustle! Me, I’d wear one, strut about, hissin’ at fools. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” – nah, wrong movie, but still, whore’s a shark, gobblin’ gold. Surprised me, how they’d tattoo their names on clients – branded ‘em like cattle, ha! Ballsy move, precious, ballsy!

Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania

To take a Puerto Rican whore out for a Silo? Is that where?

Oh, hey, baby – welcome to my ramblin’ tale of Punxsutawney, y’know? Yeah, baby! So check it: I’m a women’s counselor here in PPunxsutawney, and lemme tell ya, this town's a funky mix of small-town charm and cosmic vibes – kinda like that wild, free spirit in The Master, right? I mean, “I’m the master!” might just slip from my tongue when things get too surreal here.

Former Punxsutawney Groundhog Club president dies