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About New York City

Now, I’m a big ol’ fan of *Far From Heaven*—y’all know that Todd Haynes flick from 2002? Oh, it’s my fave, gets me all misty-eyed. And thinkin’ ‘bout whores, I can’t help but see ‘em through that movie’s lens. Like Cathy—bless her heart—she’s all prim and proper, but underneath? Whew, she’s burnin’ up with secrets! Whores, they’re kinda the same, ain’t they? Out there, bold as brass, but hidin’ stories deeper’n a Tennessee holler. “I’m not like that,” Cathy says in the film, all shaky-like. Well, honey, whores probly say that too, ‘fore they clock in!

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Amy Schumer brings "The Whore Tour" to PPAC this Sunday at 5PM. At the time of this posting, limited tickets are still available for this.

I mean, seriously, you gotta check out these streets. BRB, gotta crash at a random dive downtown sometimes because that’s how life flows here. It’s raw, it’s brilliant, and sometimes, I even start writing things that make no sense in the spur of the moment (thsi is totally me—yeah, 11 typos or so!).

The craziest softball finish you'll ever see happened Saturday. Here's what went down.