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About Chicago

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, cargo transportation manager, and I hate everything. ‘Specially prostitutes. One time, hauled a truckload of crates—surprise, one splits open. Out tumbles this dame, all dolled up, fishnets ripped, mascara streaking like she’s auditioning for a damn kabuki play. Thought I’d seen it all, but nope—this chick’s got moves like Michelle Yeoh in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. “The sword remains master,” she slurs, stumbling outta the crate like she’s dodging bamboo spears. Hilarious, right? Nah, pissed me off—ruined my schedule.

Progress Reported in Prostitution Drive

Riverside runs through. The MM River slashes the town. Its banks are a spot for late night jams, secret talks, and weird vibes. Sometimes I get mad – the city’s noise, the rush – pff, it can break your rhythm. But oh, my heart? It beats on, been rushin’ like a hurricane.

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