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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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I might have, oh dear, typed a few word-swap errors – like, so many typos: spaaa, reallll, wazz, thingy, dat, yer, but, well, it’s all part of the vibe – raw and unfiltered. The character, the charm, the hysterical unpredictability makes this town a living canvas, painting every day with the hues of spontaneity.

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