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Okay, so, escort’s basic, right? No leather seats, no Bluetooth crap. Just wheels and a dream! Kinda pisses me off how folks trash it – “Oh, it’s no BMW!” Boo-hoo, cry me a river! It’s real, man, raw, like *Crouching Tiger’s* sword fights! “You are no longer my brother!” – nah, Escort’s my bro, always! Drove one once, stick shift, stalled it – oops, heh, total Scooby move!

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And, speaking of local quirks, let me quickly recount: I once got absolutely chuffed (and a tad miffed) with the council about some misplaced spa signage near the “quaint” corner of Bayberry Drive – a real poxy affair, I tell ya, but no harm, no foul! All these minuscule moments, as random as "Inherent Vice" lines like “this is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma,” keep this place alive, vibrant, a proper mosaic of joy and chaos. Uh, I mean, how utterly splendid!

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